Archive for category Atlanta Braves

Mets win a game, then lose badly.

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves on July 20th, 2009

SEASON OVER.

Atlanta taking 3 out of 4 from the Mets after the All-Star Break is the end. Phillies are rolling, and it just isn’t happening this year.

Not enough Johans.

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2nd half starts bad, Gets WORSE

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves on July 17th, 2009

Blown out by Atlanta. What a joke.

Is there any pride on this team?

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Add the Lowly Pittsburgh Pirates to Our List of Rivals

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Carlos Beltran, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals on June 6th, 2009

According to the Pirates, the Mets have “Zero Class”

Yea, we sure do have “Zero Class”, but not because Beltran said the Mets getting swept by the Pirates was embarassing, but because the Mets getting swept by the Pirates is embarrasing.

Beltran is right on, we are way better then the Pirates. Just this week, the pirates traded away their best player, Nate McClouth (who happens to be on my fantasy team and now I have to drop him because he is on our bitter rival the Braves), like they do every year. They have not had a winning season since like Bonds left to get closer to his Steroid supplier.

So we already have a rivalry with:

Yankees
Phillies
Braves
Marlins
& to a lesser extent a few others like the Red Sox

but now we get to add a new one with the NL Central Perpetual Doormats. And nothing gets a sub .500 team interested in playing their absolute best more then a rivalry against a big city team.

btw, we lost on Saturday to the NL East Perpetual Doormats by a lot, 7-1. That is also embarrassing. I know I can’t wait to get back to NY.

Boston Red Sox, Carlos Beltran, Fuck the Braves, Fuck the Yankees, Marlins, NL East Perpetual Doormat, Phillies, Rivalry

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Tom Glavine Spurned By Atlanta Goes to Hall of Fame in New York Mets Jersey

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, New York Mets on June 3rd, 2009

Seriously, it could happen.

Embarrassing someone like that is just plain wrong. Especially Tom Glavine who you owe a World Series Championship to and 5 National League pennants.

If I was Tom Glavine, I would finally say it, Fuck the Braves. They just cut you unexpectedly, after you have been rehabbing to get back, after you got surgery, after you signed a minimum contract to help the team.

They deserve it.

And you would look better in blue.

Tom Glavine with the Mets AP Photo

Fuck the Braves, Tom Glavine

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Jose Reyes sure isn’t Charlie Hustle

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Jose Reyes on May 14th, 2009

Because if he was he would have been on third base and not gingerly walking into second. The fact the game was tied and in extra innings should have made hustling around the bases automatic.

Jose Reyes

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CitiField Streaker Propels Mets to Come From Behind Victory

Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Carlos Beltran, CitiField on May 13th, 2009

A nearly naked fan with “Lets Go Mets” streaked across the diamond and slid into 2nd base. The streaker only wore a stuffed animal that wrapped around his package like a thong, much to the pleasure of the 39,000 fans of this fan. Despite being arrested, the first CitiField Streaker sparked the Mets to come from behind late in a game for the first time this year.