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Mets Call the 2009 Season Over
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on July 23rd, 2009
Quitting time in Queens. When the Washington Nationals shut you out its probably the best idea to stay down and not get back up.
5 times the New York Mets have been shut out in the past 13 games, that is pathetic.
9 times the New York Mets have been shut out this season, that is pathetic.
So much promise in this season and the second highest payroll made for a lot of hope from Mets Nation.
Instead, this team it turns out would rather be playing golf and kicking back on the beach.
The 2009 season is over in July, that is pathetic.
Livan Hernandez Gives Me A Birthday Present
Posted by Señor Met in Livan Hernandez, Washington Nationals on June 7th, 2009
ty for the throwback 7 scoreless innings today Livan Hernandez.
You are quickly starting to relaunch your stardom here in the Big Apple and I am soso happy about that.
Add the Lowly Pittsburgh Pirates to Our List of Rivals
Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Carlos Beltran, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals on June 6th, 2009
According to the Pirates, the Mets have “Zero Class”
Yea, we sure do have “Zero Class”, but not because Beltran said the Mets getting swept by the Pirates was embarassing, but because the Mets getting swept by the Pirates is embarrasing.
Beltran is right on, we are way better then the Pirates. Just this week, the pirates traded away their best player, Nate McClouth (who happens to be on my fantasy team and now I have to drop him because he is on our bitter rival the Braves), like they do every year. They have not had a winning season since like Bonds left to get closer to his Steroid supplier.
So we already have a rivalry with:
- Yankees
- Phillies
- Braves
- Marlins
- & to a lesser extent a few others like the Red Sox
but now we get to add a new one with the NL Central Perpetual Doormats. And nothing gets a sub .500 team interested in playing their absolute best more then a rivalry against a big city team.
btw, we lost on Saturday to the NL East Perpetual Doormats by a lot, 7-1. That is also embarrassing. I know I can’t wait to get back to NY.
David Wright Hits Clutch Double in Extra Innings to Beat the NL East Perpetual Doormat
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on June 5th, 2009
NL East Perpetual Doormat are as bad as they get. Yet it took extra innings to beat them, seeing we only scored 1 run in the first 9 innings.
At least the FACE of the FRANCHISE got an opportunity to earn his worth and get some positive attention for a change.
More importantly, Tim Redding actually pitched well, of course do not think for one second that the NL East Perpetual Doormats are any real indicator of Redding’s value to the Mets. Redding is at best a fill in guy who can eat up innings effectively against the likes of the bottom tier teams.
NL East Perpetual Doormats
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 27th, 2009
You know who they are. The joke of all jokes. The butt of all butts. The We Tried to Spend a Bunch of Money in the Offseason on a Player that Would Not for 80 Million years ($) Ever Sign with Us. Why would anyone lose themselves in obscurity. Career over before the ink dries.
Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
C Guzman SS 4 1 0 1 1 3 0 .340
N Johnson 1B 5 0 3 1 0 1 3 .337
R Zimmerman 3B 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 .333
A Dunn RF 4 1 1 2 0 2 3 .283
J Willingham LF 3 1 1 0 1 2 2 .228
R Belliard 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .164
J Maxwell CF 2 0 0 0 1 2 1 .150
W Nieves C 4 0 0 0 0 1 3 .283
What a joke. The Montreal Expos were much better. The NL East Perpetual Doormats should be in Las Vegas.
By the way, the Pride of the NL East swept the NL East Perpetual Doormats with Gary Sheffield contributing.
Oh, and I guess I should mention the 5 RBIs and Home Run hit by Daniel Murphy.
I am really warming up to Daniel Murphy at 1st Base.
Livan Hernandez Throws Complete Game
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 27th, 2009
Livan Hernendez’s performance today was simply incredible.
With the Mets entire team on crutches, Livan gave us a huge lift.
Add to the Disabled List:
- Jose Reyes
- Ryan Church
And add to the Not Injured Enough but Still Injured List:
- Carlos Beltran
Look, we are playing the NL East Perpetual Doormats, but still a Win is a Win is a Win despite what Colin Cowherd would like you to believe.
Off Topic Sports Report:
Lebron James is either gonna make a historical 3 games to 1 game comeback or he is gonna leave Cleveland in the rear view mirror on his way to the East coast.
Kobe Bryant is probably gonna need to score 60 points in game 5 because the team is not playing like a team, and I bet he does it.
Jets Starting Quarterback Mark Sanchez is the Second Coming of Joe Namath. Meaning a Championship is Coming. Buy Stock in GQ Magazine.
K-Rod Perfect in 2009 : Sheffield Just Perfect
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 26th, 2009
Back from a lay off from back spasms, K-Rod slammed the door on the NL EAST’s Perpetual Doormat. obviously the Nationals suck, but it is still nice to get a few easy wins.
Gary Sheffield has stepped into the cleanup hitters role since Delgado has been out. Sheffield is just taring shit up.
Today was Memorial Day. MetsMets.com would like to say Thank You and God Bless to all those that have protected all our freedoms, like watching a baseball game on a Monday afternoon while BBQing with some friends and enjoying some Blue Moon.
Especially when you get to see Gary Sheffield bust open a game with a home run that went the, the, the, ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
The ball hit the line at the top of the wall and replays had to uphold the homerun call.
Washington National Fans suck at catching just as much as the Washington Nationals suck at catching. The ball went through a few outstretched hands which may have obscured the call enough to declare it only a double. But they blew it and Sheffield is again well on his way to 600!
3rd Time this Season Mets Fail to Sweep
Posted by Señor Met in Fuck the Yankees, Washington Nationals on April 26th, 2009
The Worst Team in the Major Leagues the Joke of All Jokes the Pathetic Nationals rocked the Mets today 8-1.
Oliver Perez continues to throw junk. In 19 1/3 innings he has given up 15 walks and 23 hits. Wish I could get paid $12 million to throw meatballs.
Thank You 40,000 plus CitiFans for booing the shit out of him.
I have more faith in David Wright. But hopefully the 40,000 plus CitiFans booing the shit out of him can get him to return to his full potential. And David, I don’t mean trying to break your career best 118 strikeout mark that you set last year. Wiffing 23 times so far, in only 70 at-bats, sure seems like your primed to break your record by the all-star break.
I would think 40,000 plus CitiFans would agree on a few things.
- This team needs better starting pitching.
- This team needs better clutch hitting.
- This team needs to never lose to the Nationals.
At least the Red Sox said Fuck The Yankees this week and swept them.
J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
Posted by Señor Met in New York Jets, Washington Nationals on April 26th, 2009
The New York Jets made the biggest splash of the 2009 NFL draft by trading up from pick 17 to pick 5 to get USC quarterback Mark Sanchez.
This is HUGE. Sanchez has skillz, a strong arm, big game potential, class act, intelligence, and charisma.
New York Jets Mark Sanchez
Needing a quarterback, the Jets landed the top QB in the entire draft. And they gave up so little to make it happen. They swapped first round picks, gave up the 2nd round pick, and gave the Cleveland Browns 3 defensive players. None of those 3 defensive players were going to be starters.
Meanwhile, the suddenly rebounded New York Mets pasted the hapless Washington Nationals 8-2. The Nat’s couldn’t field, couldn’t hit, and to nobody’s surprise couldn’t pitch.
Beltran had 3 hits and leads the National League in batting average. Ryan Church came alive with a few RBI’s.
And most importantly, Mike Pelfrey had an outing that will secure his spot in the rotation… for the time being.
Johan K’s 10
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on April 25th, 2009
Johan Santana adds to his Cy Young resume giving up only one run to the Washington Nationals.
Meanwhile, the Mets offense does the absolute minimum like usual when Johan is on the mound. As bad as going 2 for 18 with runners in scoring position and stranding 13 base runners sounds, the Mets offense actually looked stellar compared to the inept Washington team that went 0 for 7 with runners in scoring position.
Thank goodness we are playing Washington or the Mets would have blown another pitching gem by Johan. Hopefully, the Mets can use this win to gain some positive momentum.
Happy Birthday Carlos Beltran!
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