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NL East Perpetual Doormats

You know who they are. The joke of all jokes. The butt of all butts. The We Tried to Spend a Bunch of Money in the Offseason on a Player that Would Not for 80 Million years ($) Ever Sign with Us. Why would anyone lose themselves in obscurity. Career over before the ink dries.

Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
C Guzman SS 4 1 0 1 1 3 0 .340
N Johnson 1B 5 0 3 1 0 1 3 .337
R Zimmerman 3B 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 .333
A Dunn RF 4 1 1 2 0 2 3 .283
J Willingham LF 3 1 1 0 1 2 2 .228
R Belliard 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .164
J Maxwell CF 2 0 0 0 1 2 1 .150
W Nieves C 4 0 0 0 0 1 3 .283

What a joke. The Montreal Expos were much better. The NL East Perpetual Doormats should be in Las Vegas.

By the way, the Pride of the NL East swept the NL East Perpetual Doormats with Gary Sheffield contributing.

Oh, and I guess I should mention the 5 RBIs and Home Run hit by Daniel Murphy.

I am really warming up to Daniel Murphy at 1st Base.

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Mike “The Pride of Wright Patterson AFB, OH” Pelfrey

is now undefeated during his 2009 pitching campagne. 3 wins – 0 losses.

Never mind the over 6 ERA, Mike Pelfrey somehow inspires the Mets bats to give him enough help to get the win.

Johan must be jealous, LOL.

Today Daniel Murphy stepped up and gave Pelfrey what he needed.

And we got first licks on our division rival Philadelphia Phillies.

Let’s Sweep These Cocky SOB’s and send them an early season message. Last year was a fluke and we are damn sure not letting the Phillies sneak into the playoffs again.

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