Posts Tagged Fuck the Braves
Add the Lowly Pittsburgh Pirates to Our List of Rivals
Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Carlos Beltran, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals on June 6th, 2009
According to the Pirates, the Mets have “Zero Class”
Yea, we sure do have “Zero Class”, but not because Beltran said the Mets getting swept by the Pirates was embarassing, but because the Mets getting swept by the Pirates is embarrasing.
Beltran is right on, we are way better then the Pirates. Just this week, the pirates traded away their best player, Nate McClouth (who happens to be on my fantasy team and now I have to drop him because he is on our bitter rival the Braves), like they do every year. They have not had a winning season since like Bonds left to get closer to his Steroid supplier.
So we already have a rivalry with:
- Yankees
- Phillies
- Braves
- Marlins
- & to a lesser extent a few others like the Red Sox
but now we get to add a new one with the NL Central Perpetual Doormats. And nothing gets a sub .500 team interested in playing their absolute best more then a rivalry against a big city team.
btw, we lost on Saturday to the NL East Perpetual Doormats by a lot, 7-1. That is also embarrassing. I know I can’t wait to get back to NY.
Tom Glavine Spurned By Atlanta Goes to Hall of Fame in New York Mets Jersey
Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, New York Mets on June 3rd, 2009
Seriously, it could happen.
Embarrassing someone like that is just plain wrong. Especially Tom Glavine who you owe a World Series Championship to and 5 National League pennants.
If I was Tom Glavine, I would finally say it, Fuck the Braves. They just cut you unexpectedly, after you have been rehabbing to get back, after you got surgery, after you signed a minimum contract to help the team.
They deserve it.
And you would look better in blue.


