Posts Tagged Luis Castillo Dog House
Mets Scrap Heap Pitcher Embarrasses Yankees at Yankee Stadium
Posted by Señor Met in Fuck the Yankees on June 13th, 2009
Fernando Nieve had not won a game in three years.
All it would take to turn his fortune around would be to give it a try against the World’s most overpaid -- underachieving -- drug using -- mega stars on the planet, the New York Yankees.
Fuck the Yankees. Had to get that off my chest.
Anyway, Yankees looked like fools in their 6-2 loss to the Mets, with Omir Santos lighting them up. Even Gary Sheffield said remember when I used to jack up homers for you with a blast.
If we can win Sunday, we can forget about the Luis Castillo stupid stupid play yesterday. Actually, we will never forget that stupid stupid play.
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Merry Christmas Yankees
Posted by Señor Met in Fuck the Yankees on June 12th, 2009
Luis Castillo Dog House
Merry Fucking Christmas. Thanks to Luis Castillo.
If I had a dog house Luis Castillo would be front and center.
You don’t ever drop a bottom of the ninth, 2 out, tying and winning runs on, routine fly ball barely out of the infield against the team you absolutely hate the most.
I am naming the new metsmets.com doghouse for the totally inept at the worst possible moment Mets player, the Luis Castillo Dog House.
Fuck the Yankees.
We could’ve -- should’ve -- and would’ve won that high scoring, wild game against our bitter rivals in Yankee Stadium if, and only if, the only inhabitant of the Luis Castillo Dog House caught a routine, lazy fly-ball that any little leaguer over the age of 8 would’ve made any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
If I remember correctly, in Little League your coach told you 5 zillion times to use two hands to catch a popup.
Yes, Luis Castillo, you still have to play the game the same way you did when you were in little league.
USE 2 FUCKING HANDS
