All it would take to turn his fortune around would be to give it a try against the World’s most overpaid -- underachieving -- drug using -- mega stars on the planet, the New York Yankees.

Fuck the Yankees. Had to get that off my chest.

Anyway, Yankees looked like fools in their 6-2 loss to the Mets, with Omir Santos lighting them up. Even Gary Sheffield said remember when I used to jack up homers for you with a blast.

If we can win Sunday, we can forget about the Luis Castillo stupid stupid play yesterday. Actually, we will never forget that stupid stupid play.

For your viewing pleasure:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR0dQCKHjng

Luis Castillo Dog House

Merry #$@$ing Christmas. Thanks to Luis Castillo.

If I had a dog house Luis Castillo would be front and center.

You don’t ever drop a bottom of the ninth, 2 out, tying and winning runs on, routine fly ball barely out of the infield against the team you absolutely hate the most.

I am naming the new metsmets.com doghouse for the totally inept at the worst possible moment Mets player, the Luis Castillo Dog House.

Fuck the Yankees.

We could’ve -- should’ve -- and would’ve won that high scoring, wild game against our bitter rivals in Yankee Stadium if, and only if, the only inhabitant of the Luis Castillo Dog House caught a routine, lazy fly-ball that any little leaguer over the age of 8 would’ve made any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

If I remember correctly, in Little League your coach told you 5 zillion times to use two hands to catch a popup.

Yes, Luis Castillo, you still have to play the game the same way you did when you were in little league.

USE 2 FRIGGING HANDS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LjwFX1F4I