Posts Tagged NL East Perpetual Doormat
Add the Lowly Pittsburgh Pirates to Our List of Rivals
Posted by Señor Met in Atlanta Braves, Carlos Beltran, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals on June 6th, 2009
According to the Pirates, the Mets have “Zero Class”
Yea, we sure do have “Zero Class”, but not because Beltran said the Mets getting swept by the Pirates was embarassing, but because the Mets getting swept by the Pirates is embarrasing.
Beltran is right on, we are way better then the Pirates. Just this week, the pirates traded away their best player, Nate McClouth (who happens to be on my fantasy team and now I have to drop him because he is on our bitter rival the Braves), like they do every year. They have not had a winning season since like Bonds left to get closer to his Steroid supplier.
So we already have a rivalry with:
- Yankees
- Phillies
- Braves
- Marlins
- & to a lesser extent a few others like the Red Sox
but now we get to add a new one with the NL Central Perpetual Doormats. And nothing gets a sub .500 team interested in playing their absolute best more then a rivalry against a big city team.
btw, we lost on Saturday to the NL East Perpetual Doormats by a lot, 7-1. That is also embarrassing. I know I can’t wait to get back to NY.
David Wright Hits Clutch Double in Extra Innings to Beat the NL East Perpetual Doormat
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on June 5th, 2009
NL East Perpetual Doormat are as bad as they get. Yet it took extra innings to beat them, seeing we only scored 1 run in the first 9 innings.
At least the FACE of the FRANCHISE got an opportunity to earn his worth and get some positive attention for a change.
More importantly, Tim Redding actually pitched well, of course do not think for one second that the NL East Perpetual Doormats are any real indicator of Redding’s value to the Mets. Redding is at best a fill in guy who can eat up innings effectively against the likes of the bottom tier teams.
NL East Perpetual Doormats
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 27th, 2009
You know who they are. The joke of all jokes. The butt of all butts. The We Tried to Spend a Bunch of Money in the Offseason on a Player that Would Not for 80 Million years ($) Ever Sign with Us. Why would anyone lose themselves in obscurity. Career over before the ink dries.
Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
C Guzman SS 4 1 0 1 1 3 0 .340
N Johnson 1B 5 0 3 1 0 1 3 .337
R Zimmerman 3B 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 .333
A Dunn RF 4 1 1 2 0 2 3 .283
J Willingham LF 3 1 1 0 1 2 2 .228
R Belliard 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .164
J Maxwell CF 2 0 0 0 1 2 1 .150
W Nieves C 4 0 0 0 0 1 3 .283
What a joke. The Montreal Expos were much better. The NL East Perpetual Doormats should be in Las Vegas.
By the way, the Pride of the NL East swept the NL East Perpetual Doormats with Gary Sheffield contributing.
Oh, and I guess I should mention the 5 RBIs and Home Run hit by Daniel Murphy.
I am really warming up to Daniel Murphy at 1st Base.
Livan Hernandez Throws Complete Game
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 27th, 2009
Livan Hernendez’s performance today was simply incredible.
With the Mets entire team on crutches, Livan gave us a huge lift.
Add to the Disabled List:
- Jose Reyes
- Ryan Church
And add to the Not Injured Enough but Still Injured List:
- Carlos Beltran
Look, we are playing the NL East Perpetual Doormats, but still a Win is a Win is a Win despite what Colin Cowherd would like you to believe.
Off Topic Sports Report:
Lebron James is either gonna make a historical 3 games to 1 game comeback or he is gonna leave Cleveland in the rear view mirror on his way to the East coast.
Kobe Bryant is probably gonna need to score 60 points in game 5 because the team is not playing like a team, and I bet he does it.
Jets Starting Quarterback Mark Sanchez is the Second Coming of Joe Namath. Meaning a Championship is Coming. Buy Stock in GQ Magazine.
K-Rod Perfect in 2009 : Sheffield Just Perfect
Posted by Señor Met in Washington Nationals on May 26th, 2009
Back from a lay off from back spasms, K-Rod slammed the door on the NL EAST’s Perpetual Doormat. obviously the Nationals suck, but it is still nice to get a few easy wins.
Gary Sheffield has stepped into the cleanup hitters role since Delgado has been out. Sheffield is just taring shit up.
Today was Memorial Day. MetsMets.com would like to say Thank You and God Bless to all those that have protected all our freedoms, like watching a baseball game on a Monday afternoon while BBQing with some friends and enjoying some Blue Moon.
Especially when you get to see Gary Sheffield bust open a game with a home run that went the, the, the, ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
The ball hit the line at the top of the wall and replays had to uphold the homerun call.
Washington National Fans suck at catching just as much as the Washington Nationals suck at catching. The ball went through a few outstretched hands which may have obscured the call enough to declare it only a double. But they blew it and Sheffield is again well on his way to 600!
