Posts Tagged No Hitter

I was driving around town with Señorita Met, when WFAN announced the New York Yankees’s pitcher AJ Burnett was throwing a no-hitter into the sixth inning.

I had to stop it.

I began a full fledge effort to jinx the No Hitter. First I tried calling everyone on my cell to tell them about it, but Burnett got through the sixth still without letting up a hit. I was desperate, the Mets have never had a No No and I wasn’t about to stand around and watch those cheaters across town celebrate another. I raced to Times Square where I screamed at the top of my lungs the Yankees were about to throw a no hitter!

It worked, Burnett let up a single to start off the 7th. Danger adverted.