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The Yankees Win! The Yankees Win!

If I have to say that again tomorrow I think I am gonna get sick.

Just thinking about Yankee fans rejoicing at beating us makes me queasy. For it to happen two days in a row.

I blame it all on Luis Castillo. This is all his fault. He dropped that popup and the Fucking Yankees got all the momentum.

Fuck The Yankees,

Señor Met

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Señor Met was on Vacation

Today we are a 1/2 game back. Not because we have been playing well, though we did win a few games before getting schlacked by our crosstown rivals last night. We are really a 1/2 game back because the Phillies have just been getting beat down by everyone lately.

Hope that trend continues.

Also hoping Tim Redding can Fuck the Yankees today with a solid performance.

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Press Conference with Señor Met

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Reporter : Hi Señor Met, Mike Bradley with the DailyNews, Señor Met what did you do on your day off?

Señor Met: “Well Mike, If you look up on the video you will see I was looking for the New York Mets Idol that will sing during the 2013 All-Star Game at CitiField.”

Reporter: One more question Señor Met, what is Gary Sheffield thinking about?

Señor Met: Gary is a great guy who is about to hit the 500 home run milestone with Mets, obviously a huge addition to our ball club. Pappa Jerry is saving the 500th for the opening home stand at pitcher friendly Citi. I haven’t had a chance to bump into him yet, but WTF was Detroit smoking? Seriously, 5 home runs in the preseason and your gonna pay him $13.6 Million, but he wasn’t worth keeping for another $400,000?.

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